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And now we come to…the end of an era

Today, oddly enough was supposed to be the pay off FINALLY for a number of posts about relationships that I thought might be better than all my previous ruthless on relationships post. And indeed I’ll get to that later.



Today is a day I bring us to a place I knew could happen, but was happy every time it didn’t. Today we end the hour for the last time. What do I mean? Today is the beginning of a goodbye party. For this blog. Oh it will continue to exist, but a transition is afoot. And so with all transitions, some things remain the same, while other change or are left behind.

If you would have told me 3 years ago as I was studying for the bar that we would be here I would be shocked. But if you would have told me that we would get here after 450 thousand views I’d also be shocked so much attention happened. Words Don’t Do It Justice started as an idea, a bit of fun, and a lot of me. I have buried hatchets with enemies because of this blog, reconnected with old friends, and made new ones because of this blog, found meaning in the midst of my own personal depression because of this place. I have consumed it, and let it consume me. I love it. But loving this blog means knowing what to do. And taking a good long look I know the thing to do is let it go.

But I said this was transition not destruction.

And indeed it is. I’ll be taking Words Don’t Do It Justice away from our blogging past into a show based future. For me, the question was one of logistics. Was it better to end everything and walk away from these years of effort, or find a way to keep the place alive in the hearts of all of you who have supported us? I choose to believe that you will keep supporting us, and I chose to keep this place alive in a new way.

That means giving you what we planned. Give No Quarter, The Wrath of Ruthless, and Words Don’t Do It Justice are the three pillars of Ruthless Radio. 3 shows with different formats that bring you many of the topics you might see written about here, but in a new form and with some new and old faces/voices. Over the next few weeks as we ready to for the relaunch of Words Don’t Do It Justice as a podcast, you’ll get to read some farewells from various alums, and hear from the incoming folks for these shows. You’ll also see the Words Don’t Do It Justice site itself undergo various changes. With plenty of hard work, luck, and you listening in, I hope to earn your trust for these new shows, and continue to hold our interest.

SO! What about Weekend’s Don’t Do It Justice?

Well I’m happy to say our little casual interest site is growing well. And it is going to continue. We had a nice response to the sample chapter from Project 13, and now that game of thrones is done you’ll see a lot of other reviews, news, and related content there. Our gamers are doing their thing, and if Vantinel’s CEO appearance is any indication of commitment, we will only continue to grow over there.

As I end for now I just want to say thank you, and of course to keep watching what we do. But more than that, thank you for being a force for us. We continued to push because you were there with us. 100,000 visitors, 450,000 views, and 3 years of growth, While things must change, I am glad to have made it to this point. A point that let’s me look back and say that YOU made us more than I imagined. And though Words Don’t Do It Justice…Thank you.


“THE Ruthless Wonder” Matthew Elisha Williams

Founder of Words Don’t Do It Justice

And now… at the end of the hour


This week we debuted a brand new podcast with a livestream. We said goodbye to one of the founders. We tackled coons, and hoteps. As well as assault, and the HIV & AIDS treatment drug Truvada.



I skipped a couple lines to let that sink in.

When this started I literally just wanted to take my usual facebook ranting to a website. I figured it would be like the old days of my Xanga page. Now, now I deal with potential sponsors, have production meetings, worry about our average listening and reading time, and look for brand expansion.

I remind you, I was so bored in the last semester of law school I decided to make a blog to archive the things I would normally rant about on Facebook.


So you can understand that having gone from that place to now is rather…amazing if I’m honest. I had no idea. We’ve added and lost people over that time. But more than their contributions or mine, we’ve gotten to know a lot of you. As of this writing, 92,000 of you have come to get to know us over these 3 years of Words Don’t Do It Justice. And you must like it here, because you’ve dropped in 302,000 times.


That is astounding. That is epic. And to think that it has all come before we put up a single ad, before we shilled a single product, without a marketing team, and mostly from the effort of our authors, and their friends and family who have additionally believed in us and shared us with other people.  I can’t tell you enough thank you for all you’ve done and continue to do. It really has made the difference.

What that means is even what I’ve done in the past year isn’t enough. I have to do more. And I am. While we lost a podcast co-host today, I’m proud to say we gained 2 new ones for our show Give No Quarter. While we have Reason on break for a while, I’m happy to say we will be launching Weekends Don’t Do It Justice as its own site ( Look for a review of a hilariously bad movie coming over there soon from me.

Heck, go buy a shirt, phone case, hoodie or tank.

Check out our current Shirt and cases designs. Buy one now while you wait for more. Click the photo to go straight to the store!

Check out our current Shirt and cases designs. Buy one now while you wait for more.
Click the photo to go straight to the store!


I’m also happy to say that I’m teaming with Mr. 9 to 5 gamer himself Bami O to open a new gaming site and channel called “Save State Society” ( here soon as well. And we’re open with some great games and reviews. But that is going to take a lot to talk about, and I’ve got work to do there.

You’re here reading because this is about Words Don’t Do it Justice. The granddaddy of them all. Okay, the origin of them all. Three years in, and even though health wise I’ve dealt with issues. Professional life wise, I’ve had great forward steps but also set backs. Heck life in general being strange. After all that I’m proud of where we are. Where you’ve brought us. And so for the third time we come to the end of the hour. Where I say thank you without any reservations. Where for the third time ever, I get to step out of my role as Head Blogger, Editor, Podcast host, Lucremo, THE Ruthless Wonder, and everything that comes with it, and instead just talk to you as Matt Williams. We have a few reflection pieces and some alumni coming back to give us a piece. And we are going to celebrate all the way to my personal birthday on March 14th. But right now I’m just going to end by saying thank you all for bringing me and us from where we were to where we are and pushing us forward to where we are going next. As always Words Don’t Do YOU Justice.

“THE Ruthless Wonder” Matthew Elisha Williams

The WRATH of Ruthless Holiday Special: The Wrong Kind Of Progress

The WRATH of Ruthless is back!

Before our actual relaunch we got together for a Holiday special with a couple topics and some old friends.

The WRATH of Ruthless Holiday Special: The Wrong Kind Of Progress <-Click this and you can download or listen from our SoundCloud

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CHICAGO - DECEMBER 01: Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) listens as President-elect Barack Obama introduces her as his choice for secretary of state during a press conference at the Hilton Hotel December 01, 2008 in Chicago, Illinois. Other members of the National Security Team named by Obama at the press conference include Washington attorney Eric Holder as attorney general, Arizona Governor Janet Napolitano as his choice for homeland security and he said Robert Gates would remain as defense secretary. Retired Marine Gen. James L. Jones was selected for the position of national security adviser and Susan Rice as U.N. ambassador. (Photo by Scott Olson/Getty Images)

Yes our Holiday Special is going to cover all of this.

Words Don’t Do It Justice: The Dr. is in…

“It really is a pleasure when I can give you guys a debut filled with fun. Obviously Reason, Kudo, Reign, and myself are great entertainment and thought provoking commentary, but I predict you will LOVE our new addition. I can neither confirm nor deny she has an oversized mallet. But you should probably read her intro and keep coming back anyway…just to make sure you’re on the safe side. And with that introduction out of the way…”


The Dr. is in…


Here’s the deal…


Three years ago, I made the decision to ruin my life. What does that mean? I decided to go to law school. Okay, okay, I know saying I ruined my life is really dramatic, so I’ll try this again. *ahem* Three years ago, I decided to channel all of my Type A personality traits into becoming a lawyer. But what I’ve learned is law school is not the place for anyone who remotely enjoys being different…which is something I enjoy very, very, VERY much. I’m the funny girl, that’s just what I do. I find ways to cloak just about anything in puns, funny movie quotes, sarcasm, and any joke that highlights my obsession and fascination with irony.


Basically, you can think of me as Chandler from “Friends” with boobs. Aside from that, I’m oddly bohemian while managing to be obsessed with my dream of having Donatella Versace offering me a tab at Versace stores worldwide because we’re best friends. Oh! Did I mention I’m an artist? I probably seem bipolar, but trust me, I’m the sanest person you’ll ever meet…depending on who you’ve met, I guess. Plus, aren’t we all just balls of contradictions trying to force ourselves into boxes? But that’s too freakin’ philosophical to discuss right now, kids.


So, what led me to believe these things about law school? Here’s a scenario for ya: To quote Sophia from “Golden Girls,” picture it, 2015 in a drafty and dull classroom with stadium seating. A practice final is being taken by 20 students. When each one completes the final, they slam their pencils down to let you know they just killed that thing in a way that takes a massive shit on your life!! Of course, from that statement, you can discern that the person who finishes last has just revealed they have IBS, thus the others have started judging them as weak and faulty on their poor timing alone. Now, picture the “speedy finishers” collectively finding passive-aggressive ways to tell the IBSers to get their colons together.


That, my friends, is law school. It’s the place where the intelligent come to work out their inferiority complexes through actively trying to make others feel inferior. After all, who the fuck wants to cry alone? Sharing is caring, yo! Now, imagine you’ve had three years of that judgment, scrutiny, and competition where only 10% of people leave feeling like Tony Montana is personally constructing “The World is Yours” statues in the mansions their GPA indicates they are bound to own? What are you once you leave such an environment? An attorney? No. A tired individual? Yes and no. Sallie Mae’s bitch? You (literally) bet your life you are! In other words, YOU’RE A FREAKIN’ PSYCHOTIC VILLAIN!!! *maniacal laugh, cough, eye roll, break to put on lipstick*


Since we live in a voyeuristic culture where we all want to know what makes everyone tick, feel free to keep up with me here as I chronicle what it’s like to be quirky, fabulously-weird, sarcastic, and (sadly) in law school…all while trying to fight becoming a complete villain.


If you just said to yourself, “Wow, this chick is actually saying she’s the personification of the villain version of the Kinsey scale?!”, I’ll have you know you’re correct and also my kinda person!


xoxo (but not really!),